This is a website that lists people who I
think are shitheels.
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? ahhh, yes. shitheel. definitely an
adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard
to generalize shitheels, because there are so many types.
but we will list several ofther definitions of
"shitheel" throughout the website.
Outgoing Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour
is leaving office trailed by controversy
about pardons -- issued over the course of
his two terms in office -- to eight
convicted killers who worked in the
governor's mansion as "trusties."
Barbour, a major player in national
Republican circles who last year briefly
flirted with a presidential run, is
returning to lobbying work after serving
eight years as Mississippi's chief
executive. Fellow Republican Phil Bryant,
who served as lieutenant governor, is being
sworn in as governor today.
This week, the Associated Press reported
that Barbour pardoned four convicted
killers, including a man who had been denied
parole a few days earlier. According to the
Jackson Clarion-Ledger, Barbour during his
two terms in office has pardoned a total of
eight convicted killers, seven of whom were
convicted of murder and one who was
convicted of manslaughter.
Barbour has said that granting pardons to
the convict trusties who work in the mansion
is a decades-old state tradition.
Criticism has come from at least one of the
slaying victims' family members as well as
from Democrats. State Rep. Bobby Moak said
in a news conference Monday that his fellow
Democrats in the Statehouse would introduce
a bill that would regulate gubernatorial
pardons, the Clarion-Ledger reported.
Another planned bill would prevent convicts
convicted of capital murder from serving in
the white-columned antebellum governor's
Five of the eight killers' victims were
either their wives, former wives or
girlfriends, according to Clarion-Ledger
reporter Jessica Bakeman.
Well, maybe we could predict the future a little if
we looked at the past (Maurice Clemmons' past). This
was one worthless shitheel. His record was longer
than .... well just read this: The suspect in the
slaying of 4 police officers in Washington state,
Maurice Clemmons of Lakewood reaped a dream benefit
from former Governor Mike Huckabee of Arkansas. He
was banged up for decades as a repeat violent
offender, and Governor Huckabee commuted his
sentence over the protests of prosecutors in the
At the age of 18, Clemmons was sentenced to 60 years
for theft and burglary charges. He was serving 48
years for other violent crimes. During trials in
which he was the defendant, he apparently exhibited
some more eyebrow raising behavior, which included
reaching for a guard's gun during transport, and
threatening the judge.
Because the judge did not recuse himself from that
trial and a series of other civil rights violations,
several charges against Clemmons were dropped (State
of Arkansas v Maurice Clemmons).
Even with all that history, Huckabee, citing
Clemmons' youth at the time of the commission of the
crimes and incarceration, commuted his sentence
after he'd served 11 years on sentences totaling 95
years of jail time. He remained on parole and
committed more violent crimes ...... Well??? Who the
fuck needs a crystal ball to see the future on this
Ohhhh, and here's the latest. Last week, a judge in
the state of Washington ruled that convicts and
prisoners should be allowed to vote. He ruled that
it's their constitutional right. I'll look into this
further and maybe make the judge a future shitheel
but for now can we assume that Huckabee may have an
"out" so to speak? I mean if he decides not to run
for president again, he could move to Washington
state and be assured with his clemency and early
release record that he'd stand a good chance of
running for any office in the state of Washington.
Likely he'd get 100% of the convict vote. So, he's
always got that going for him ....
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? Definition #1. Someone
who's low; mean; dishonest
He's a real shitheel; as in he's
so low that he's like the heel
of a shoe dragging in dog shit.
My take on
Rasheed Wallace is that he's one of those
people who was brought up as child to refuse
ANY RESPONSIBILITY for this actions.
These lessons cannot come from anywhere but
his parents or a poor substitute of a
And whoever that someone was, spoiled him
and let him continue these antisocial
patterns and he became a whining little
bitch. This guy will body slam someone to the
floor and then go "What??....WHO ME????"
This jerkoff never got the slap in mouth he
needed when he was growing up.
Instead .. to shut him up, he was given what
he wanted, any time he wanted it.
Have I made it pretty clear? I hate Rasheed
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? Definition #2. shitheel
An asshole; a despicable, loathsome person.
Terrell Owens is a shitheel. He is a perfect
example of a shitheel. One one occasion, T O told
the Miami Herald, "At the end of the day, I don't
have to worry about what people think of me, whether
they hate me or not. People hated on Jesus. They
threw stones at him and tried to kill him, so how
can I complain or worry about what people think?"
TO is an asshole and an obnoxious prick. He cares
only about one thing and that's himself.
WHAT IS A
SHITHEEL? Definition #3.
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? Definition #4
Shitheel: Shitheel is a term used to describe people that
drive dump trucks.
Some Shitheel cracked my windshield.
Milton Bradley is the shitheel here.
But that's just too easy. I mean,
everybody knows he is a shitheel. He
always has been and likely always
will be. He's been with about 8
teams in his 11 years in baseball
and had big problems everywhere.
need to list
but a simple
up dozens of
what a true
hall of fame
not news to
here as a
HOW IN THE
WOULD BE IN
They are the
together and bring
don't give a
their sport. They are so
arrogant and out of
touch with anything that
that either think that
they will somehow change
this freak into
something he has never
been on 8 teams in 11
years or more likely,
they just don't really
give a damn about
anything but money. No,
wait. I care about money
too. It is important.
But what could any team
be thinking about when
they treat their fans
like this. It makes no
sense at all so the
Seattle Mariners are the
biggest shitheels in
baseball. SHAM ON THE
A veteran of three wars who was
awarded the Congressional Medal of
Honor is now facing an unlikely
enemy — his neighbors.
Col. Van T. Barfoot, 90, has raised
the Stars and Stripes every day at
sunrise and lowered them every day
at sunset since he served in the
U.S. Army. But on Tuesday he
received a letter from the law firm
that represents his homeowners'
association, ordering him to remove
the flagpole from his Richmond, Va.
yard by 5 p.m. on Friday or face
"legal action."The homoeowners'
association at Sussex Square
community told Barfoot that the
freestanding, 21-foot flagpole that
he put up in September violates the
neighborhood's aesthetic guidelines.
don't like the flag. They think it
is offensive to look at. They think
that homes and streets and road
signs and yards and driveways and
bushes and gardens and mail boxes
and such are great but the flag is
offensive to look at. Actually they
say that it's not the flag, it's the
flag pole. Maybe these fuckheads
would rather see the flag laying on
the ground. Shame on you worthless
commie bastards and may you move
your home owners home owners ass
(period left off "ass."
intentionally) to Iran where they
hate looking at our flag too.
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? Definition #5. An insignificant or annoying person. You know the little guy that works down that way?
Yeah, he's a shitheel. fuckhead asswipe shithead dumbfuck fucknut dickwad
UNC SHITHEEL roy williams
williams (this shitheel does not
deserve to have his name capitalized)
basketball coach at UNC is a major shitheel
and a dick-wad to boot.
Roll your mouse
over the video
and click on the play arrow
to see this video.
Watch the entire incident.
December of 2009:After having an opposing team's fan ejected
for yelling "miss it" during a Carolina
free-throw attempt, UNC men's basketball
coach Roy Williams said at a press
conference after the game last Saturday that
fans in the stands should not say anything
"negative" about his players during games.
All the fan did was to yell "hey Deon, don't
miss it" during a foul shot at a game that
was a blow out anyway. So this fucking
dick-wad of a coach (Roy Williams) calls
security and has the fan thrown out of the
stadium!!!! So. does he own the stadium or
what? When you buy a ticket to games at UNC,
do they give you a list of things coach
williams dictates you can and cannot say? Is
roy a dictator for the entire state, or just
Why don't the security people stand up to
him and just something like "look you
miserable shitheel, this is America and we
have something here called freedom of speech
and telling someone to make a free-throw is
neither offensive or illegal." Better yet,
how 'bout this. Nest time UNC plays DUKE (at DUKE), the DUKE
security people go through the stands and
look for UNC fans. Anyone who yells for UNC
gets kicked out. How bout that? Yah williams,
how 'bout that you miserable rat turd.
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? Definition #6. A lazy person. Someone who wouldn't expend the
energy to wipe the shit they stepped in off their
shoes. Someone who would shit in bed and kick it out
with their feet.
Bill never has any money. He doesn't work, and sits
around all day watching TV and eating potato chips,
he's a real shitheel.
louse sloth lazyass go-getter shitass
Bernie Madoff (pronounced maid off as in
maid off with everyone's money) is the
former Chairman of the NASDAQ stock exchange
and the admitted operator of the Ponzi
scheme that might be "the largest investment
fraud in Wall Street history".
In March 2009, Madoff pleaded guilty to 11
felonies and admitted to turning his wealth
management business into a massive Ponzi
scheme that defrauded thousands of investors
of billions of dollars. Madoff said he began
the Ponzi scheme in the early 1990s.
However, federal investigators believe the
fraud began as early as the 1980s, and the
investment operation may never have been
The amount missing from client
accounts, including fabricated gains, was
almost $65 billion. The court appointed
trustee estimated actual losses to investors
of $18 billion. On June 29, 2009, he was
sentenced to 150 years in prison, the
This jack-off didn't just
steel money from people. He took
them into his trust and then he
depleted their life savings. He
put them in the poor house. He
left them with no money to pay
medical bills. He left them with
no way to afford their basic
medical needs. Imagine that. You
can't afford to buy your
medications or to see your
doctor because this fucking
thief stole all your life
savings. And he didn't really
need it because he had more
money than he and all his
relatives could ever spend in a
lifetime. He was truly a
shitheel hall-of-famer and a
real first class jerk-off and I
hope another prisoner does to
him what he did to so many
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL?
Definition #7. A neophyte. An inexperienced person or a
beginner. To be compared to a baby that kicks it's
legs during diaper changes and gets shit on it's
That new guy on the job is just a shitheel.
beginner newbie wet behind the ears neophyte
Gloria Allred is such a shitheel. It's
all about camera time and never about any
cause. If it will get her on TV she will be
for it or against it and it doesn't matter
what's true or right. It doesn't even matter
what she feels about the subject. She will
take either side as long as she can get on
TV. She is such a blatant sexist bitch. She
is repulsive enough to make even the most
rabid lesbian vomit. Come to think of it, we
really don't need to spell out her actions
here to convince you that she's a class A
shitheel. All you have to do is take one
look at her and that's enough to tell you
all you need to know. She's one of those
images that (when it appears on TV) you
always jump for the remote and if you can't
find it quickly enough you will need to
break for the shitter. I can't believe she
is actually married! What a pussy that clown
Oh, and also. I got to wondering. Do you
suppose that Gloria Allred and Hillary
Clinton are the same person? Have you ever
seen them both together at the same time?
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? Definition #8. A person who is whiny, obnoxious and annoying
I took my kid to kmart and they wanted me to buy
them a shirt, I wouldn't buy it for them, so they
acted like such a shitheel.
shit shithead shitdick shitface shitake
Arenas brings his guns to the arena.
This shitheel thinks that it's his World
and we are just along for the ride. He has
guns in his locker at DC arena. He probably
thinks the "arena" is named after him. What
a bogus piece of crap this arrogant athlete
turns out to be. According to TMZ, Gilbert
Arenas did not have a license for the four
guns he turned over to authorities.
" .... but I didn't do anything.''
The day before, he had apologized for what
he had done, while admitting that bringing
the guns to the locker room was a "misguided
effort to play a joke'' on Crittenton."
OK, let me get this straight. Crittenden
owed him some money so he pulled some guns
on him ..... for a joke. Ohhhhh, now
that's funny! You'll never see something
that funny on David Letterman. Just think
how funny it would have been if he'd have
shot Crittenden! If that happened I wonder
what Gilbert would write on his Twitter.
Something like "OMG .... I just shot
the bitch .... Just too funny. LOL
OK, there are new stories coming out every
day. today ESPN reported that Gilbert had
planned another routine (just before getting
banned from the team) in which he and
another team mate would step off 10 paces
and do a duel! And one more. He was also
reported to have taken a shit in a
teammate's shoe. TRUE!!! Well, I think the
actual story used the word defecate. Wow,
shitting in a teammate's shoe. Now that
takes being a "SHIT HEEL" to a whole new
level. When we give shitties (our version of
the Oscars) at the annual award ceremony he
may be inducted into the "Shitheel Hall Of
Fame". If not him then who else?
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Additional shitheel definitions:
Definition #9. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware
that others are disgusted by them.
Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their
shoes or feet.
My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't
even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.
shit shithead shitface shitdick shithole