This is a website that lists people who I think are shitheels.
WHAT IS A SHITHEEL? ahhh, yes. shitheel. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize shitheels, because there are so many types. but we will list several ofther definitions of "shitheel" throughout the website.

  Outgoing Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour is leaving office trailed by controversy about pardons -- issued over the course of his two terms in office -- to eight convicted killers who worked in the governor's mansion as "trusties."

Barbour, a major player in national Republican circles who last year briefly flirted with a presidential run, is returning to lobbying work after serving eight years as Mississippi's chief executive. Fellow Republican Phil Bryant, who served as lieutenant governor, is being sworn in as governor today.

This week, the Associated Press reported that Barbour pardoned four convicted killers, including a man who had been denied parole a few days earlier. According to the Jackson Clarion-Ledger, Barbour during his two terms in office has pardoned a total of eight convicted killers, seven of whom were convicted of murder and one who was convicted of manslaughter.

Barbour has said that granting pardons to the convict trusties who work in the mansion is a decades-old state tradition.

Criticism has come from at least one of the slaying victims' family members as well as from Democrats. State Rep. Bobby Moak said in a news conference Monday that his fellow Democrats in the Statehouse would introduce a bill that would regulate gubernatorial pardons, the Clarion-Ledger reported. Another planned bill would prevent convicts convicted of capital murder from serving in the white-columned antebellum governor's mansion.

Five of the eight killers' victims were either their wives, former wives or girlfriends, according to Clarion-Ledger reporter Jessica Bakeman.





Well, maybe we could predict the future a little if we looked at the past (Maurice Clemmons' past). This was one worthless shitheel. His record was longer than .... well just read this: The suspect in the slaying of 4 police officers in Washington state, Maurice Clemmons of Lakewood reaped a dream benefit from former Governor Mike Huckabee of Arkansas. He was banged up for decades as a repeat violent offender, and Governor Huckabee commuted his sentence over the protests of prosecutors in the case.
At the age of 18, Clemmons was sentenced to 60 years for theft and burglary charges. He was serving 48 years for other violent crimes. During trials in which he was the defendant, he apparently exhibited some more eyebrow raising behavior, which included reaching for a guard's gun during transport, and threatening the judge.
Because the judge did not recuse himself from that trial and a series of other civil rights violations, several charges against Clemmons were dropped (State of Arkansas v Maurice Clemmons).
Even with all that history, Huckabee, citing Clemmons' youth at the time of the commission of the crimes and incarceration, commuted his sentence after he'd served 11 years on sentences totaling 95 years of jail time. He remained on parole and committed more violent crimes ...... Well??? Who the fuck needs a crystal ball to see the future on this one???
Ohhhh, and here's the latest. Last week, a judge in the state of Washington ruled that convicts and prisoners should be allowed to vote. He ruled that it's their constitutional right. I'll look into this further and maybe make the judge a future shitheel but for now can we assume that Huckabee may have an "out" so to speak? I mean if he decides not to run for president again, he could move to Washington state and be assured with his clemency and early release record that he'd stand a good chance of running for any office in the state of Washington. Likely he'd get 100% of the convict vote. So, he's always got that going for him ....

Definition #1. Someone who's low; mean; dishonest
He's a real shitheel; as in he's so low that he's like the heel of a shoe dragging in dog shit.


My take on Rasheed Wallace is that he's one of those people who was brought up as child to refuse ANY RESPONSIBILITY for this actions.
These lessons cannot come from anywhere but his parents or a poor substitute of a parent.
And whoever that someone was, spoiled him and let him continue these antisocial patterns and he became a whining little bitch. This guy will body slam someone to the floor and then go "What??....WHO ME????"
This jerkoff never got the slap in mouth he needed when he was growing up.
Instead .. to shut him up, he was given what he wanted, any time he wanted it.
Have I made it pretty clear? I hate Rasheed Wallace

Definition #2. shitheel
An asshole; a despicable, loathsome person.


Terrell Owens is a shitheel. He is a perfect example of a shitheel. One one occasion, T O told the Miami Herald, "At the end of the day, I don't have to worry about what people think of me, whether they hate me or not. People hated on Jesus. They threw stones at him and tried to kill him, so how can I complain or worry about what people think?" TO is an asshole and an obnoxious prick. He cares only about one thing and that's himself.


Definition #3. A terrible, worthless person; usually from Texas

Definition #4 Shitheel: Shitheel is a term used to describe people that drive dump trucks.
Some Shitheel cracked my windshield.

The Seattle Mariners

OK, actually Milton Bradley is the shitheel here. But that's just too easy. I mean, everybody knows he is a shitheel. He always has been and likely always will be. He's been with about 8 teams in his 11 years in baseball and had big problems everywhere.

I don't need to list everything that he's done here but a simple search in Google for "Milton Bradley asshole" will bring up dozens of threads to tell you what a true shitheel hall of fame this jerk is. But since everybody already knows that and since everybody has known that for several years now, it's just not news to post him here as a shitheel. The TRUE SHITHEEL is the Seattle Mariners for hiring this jerk-off.

HOW IN THE WORLD COULD SEATTLE MARINERS ADD THIS MINDLESS BASTARD WHEN THEY KNEW WHAT A CANCER HE WOULD BE IN THE LOCKER ROOM.  Truly, the real idiots, the real dumb asses, the true shitheels are not always the original guy.

  They are the greedy executives who get together and bring somebody like Milton Bradley aboard because they don't give a damn about ethics or sportsmanship or the quality or purity of their sport. They are so arrogant and out of touch with anything that that either think that they will somehow change this freak into something he has never been on 8 teams in 11 years or more likely, they just don't really give a damn about anything but money. No, wait. I care about money too. It is important. But what could any team be thinking about when they treat their fans like this. It makes no sense at all so the Seattle Mariners are the biggest shitheels in baseball. SHAM ON THE MARINERS.

Sussex Square homeowners' association

A veteran of three wars who was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor is now facing an unlikely enemy his neighbors.

Col. Van T. Barfoot, 90, has raised the Stars and Stripes every day at sunrise and lowered them every day at sunset since he served in the U.S. Army. But on Tuesday he received a letter from the law firm that represents his homeowners' association, ordering him to remove the flagpole from his Richmond, Va. yard by 5 p.m. on Friday or face "legal action."The homoeowners' association at Sussex Square community told Barfoot that the freestanding, 21-foot flagpole that he put up in September violates the neighborhood's aesthetic guidelines.

These shitheels don't like the flag. They think it is offensive to look at. They think that homes and streets and road signs and yards and driveways and bushes and gardens and mail boxes and such are great but the flag is offensive to look at. Actually they say that it's not the flag, it's the flag pole. Maybe these fuckheads would rather see the flag laying on the ground. Shame on you worthless commie bastards and may you move your home owners home owners ass (period left off "ass." intentionally) to Iran where they hate looking at our flag too.
Definition #5. An insignificant or annoying person.
You know the little guy that works down that way? Yeah, he's a shitheel.
fuckhead asswipe shithead dumbfuck fucknut dickwad
UNC SHITHEEL roy williams
roy williams (this shitheel does not deserve to have his name capitalized)
basketball coach at UNC is a major shitheel and a dick-wad to boot.


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December of 2009: After having an opposing team's fan ejected for yelling "miss it" during a Carolina free-throw attempt, UNC men's basketball coach Roy Williams said at a press conference after the game last Saturday that fans in the stands should not say anything "negative" about his players during games. All the fan did was to yell "hey Deon, don't miss it" during a foul shot at a game that was a blow out anyway. So this fucking dick-wad of a coach (Roy Williams) calls security and has the fan thrown out of the stadium!!!! So. does he own the stadium or what? When you buy a ticket to games at UNC, do they give you a list of things coach williams dictates you can and cannot say? Is roy a dictator for the entire state, or just the college?

Why don't the security people stand up to him and just something like "look you miserable shitheel, this is America and we have something here called freedom of speech and telling someone to make a free-throw is neither offensive or illegal." Better yet, how 'bout this. Nest time UNC plays DUKE (at DUKE), the DUKE security people go through the stands and look for UNC fans. Anyone who yells for UNC gets kicked out. How bout that? Yah williams, how 'bout that you miserable rat turd.
Definition #6. A lazy person. Someone who wouldn't expend the energy to wipe the shit they stepped in off their shoes. Someone who would shit in bed and kick it out with their feet.
Bill never has any money. He doesn't work, and sits around all day watching TV and eating potato chips, he's a real shitheel.
louse sloth lazyass go-getter shitass
Bernard Madoff

Bernie Madoff (pronounced maid off as in maid off with everyone's money) is the former Chairman of the NASDAQ stock exchange and the admitted operator of the Ponzi scheme that might be "the largest investment fraud in Wall Street history".

In March 2009, Madoff pleaded guilty to 11 felonies and admitted to turning his wealth management business into a massive Ponzi scheme that defrauded thousands of investors of billions of dollars. Madoff said he began the Ponzi scheme in the early 1990s. However, federal investigators believe the fraud began as early as the 1980s, and the investment operation may never have been legitimate.

The amount missing from client accounts, including fabricated gains, was almost $65 billion. The court appointed trustee estimated actual losses to investors of $18 billion. On June 29, 2009, he was sentenced to 150 years in prison, the maximum allowed.

This jack-off didn't just steel money from people. He took them into his trust and then he depleted their life savings. He put them in the poor house. He left them with no money to pay medical bills. He left them with no way to afford their basic medical needs. Imagine that. You can't afford to buy your medications or to see your doctor because this fucking thief stole all your life savings. And he didn't really need it because he had more money than he and all his relatives could ever spend in a lifetime. He was truly a shitheel hall-of-famer and a real first class jerk-off and I hope another prisoner does to him what he did to so many others.

Definition #7. A neophyte. An inexperienced person or a beginner. To be compared to a baby that kicks it's legs during diaper changes and gets shit on it's heels.
That new guy on the job is just a shitheel.
beginner newbie wet behind the ears neophyte inexperienced

Gloria Allred

Gloria Allred is such a shitheel. It's all about camera time and never about any cause. If it will get her on TV she will be for it or against it and it doesn't matter what's true or right. It doesn't even matter what she feels about the subject. She will take either side as long as she can get on TV. She is such a blatant sexist bitch. She is repulsive enough to make even the most rabid lesbian vomit. Come to think of it, we really don't need to spell out her actions here to convince you that she's a class A shitheel. All you have to do is take one look at her and that's enough to tell you all you need to know. She's one of those images that (when it appears on TV) you always jump for the remote and if you can't find it quickly enough you will need to break for the shitter. I can't believe she is actually married! What a pussy that clown must be!
Oh, and also. I got to wondering. Do you suppose that Gloria Allred and Hillary Clinton are the same person? Have you ever seen them both together at the same time?

Definition #8. A person who is whiny, obnoxious and annoying
I took my kid to kmart and they wanted me to buy them a shirt, I wouldn't buy it for them, so they acted like such a shitheel.
shit shithead shitdick shitface shitake

Gilbert Arenas brings his guns to the arena.
Too Funny!


This shitheel thinks that it's his World and we are just along for the ride. He has guns in his locker at DC arena. He probably thinks the "arena" is named after him. What a bogus piece of crap this arrogant athlete turns out to be. According to TMZ, Gilbert Arenas did not have a license for the four guns he turned over to authorities.
"  .... but I didn't do anything.'' The day before, he had apologized for what he had done, while admitting that bringing the guns to the locker room was a "misguided effort to play a joke'' on Crittenton."
OK, let me get this straight. Crittenden owed him some money so he pulled some guns on him  ..... for a joke. Ohhhhh, now that's funny! You'll never see something that funny on David Letterman. Just think how funny it would have been if he'd have shot Crittenden! If that happened I wonder what Gilbert would write on his Twitter. Something like "OMG  .... I just shot the bitch .... Just too funny. LOL

OK, there are new stories coming out every day. today ESPN reported that Gilbert had planned another routine (just before getting banned from the team) in which he and another team mate would step off 10 paces and do a duel! And one more. He was also reported to have taken a shit in a teammate's shoe. TRUE!!! Well, I think the actual story used the word defecate. Wow, shitting in a teammate's shoe. Now that takes being a "SHIT HEEL" to a whole new level. When we give shitties (our version of the Oscars) at the annual award ceremony he may be inducted into the "Shitheel Hall Of Fame". If not him then who else?


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Definition #9. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.
My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.
shit shithead shitface shitdick shithole

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